A "Clear Strategy for Victory'

From Wonkette!:

The unprecedented number of troops who are returning from Iraq with missing limbs has given the US Paralympic Team an unexpected recruitment boost and the chance to become “unbeatable” at the next Games in Beijing in 2008.

And we have some great news about athlete's foot!

Seriously: Go team, but talk about your ugly ways to win...

More at The Times, UK. Regrettably , the President forgot to mention this linchpin of success in "Strategy for Victory" speech last Monday.