A Negligent Dictator -- but aren't they all?

I've been a negligent demi despot of this little site. And, despite the fact I have 10 readers, if you count my mom 2x5 times, the people have begun to complain.

The power to annoy, now that's real power--- and I didn't even have to wear an uncomfortably cut militaristic suit. Eat that Ceausescu.

Comrades, fear not, a utopia of posts is just around the corner...