My blog is in Technorati's Top 5K!! I love Spammers!

I know what you're thinking: Melanie had too much coffee again. But it's true. This very blog you're reading is ranked by Technorati.com -- the authoritative, go-to source for blog search and metrics --- as Rank 3,171. That's not even the bottom cusp of the Top 5K list.

And how did this fortuitous ranking come about, given that this blog does not exactly achieve A-list traffic? I think there's a spammer out there who loves me.

Dude. Someone sign me up for AdSense!